Funny texts

[admin@]

We are getting so many of these and thought it might be nice to have them all in one place to look back over in a few months. Feel free to add any of yours below.

 

[Lopie]

Nap- successful !!!!
After finally getting to bed at 6am I'm surviving not thriving today mum I'm not gonna lie

 

[lisaP944]

 

[lisaP944]

 

[NickyJW]

Just thought I’d let everyone know I’m sat in bed with a lemsip a vitamin drink and a coffee trying to liven myself up I’ve ran out of tissues so blowing my nose with wet wipes xx

 

[Debbieramm]

I think I just microwaved my pizza! ( she has a combination oven/microwave/grill)

 

[DWR]

DD "I'm eating well and have sorted out cooking"
Me "That's really fantastic to hear, I'm so proud of you"
DD "Well one of my house mates is a great cook, so I give them some of my ingredients and help chop things up!"

 

[raemog]

Where is my shower cap?

 

[MJo]

 

[MJo]

 

[SharonMo]

I'm going to need to use the toilet brush in a minute...how do I clean it afterwards!!!

Followed by...I've followed the instructions and got the washing machine working, but it didn't say to put the clothes in so it's now washing an empty machine!

 

[shobber]

 

[Dhughes76]

Mum… they are mattress surfing down the stairs! What should I do?

 

[GoodKarma]

Mum, where’s the washing pod? (after the cycle had finished and she’d unloaded the clothes)

 

[cotswoldbadger]

At the weekend I messaged my son to remind him to take the vitamins I sent him with, as he'd been feeling a bit under the weather after overdoing the freshers nights out. He replied:

I have been! I’ve had only one of the multivitamins though as I couldn’t open the tub. Luckily a strong lesbian came to the rescue!

 

[gillc]

Note the time of these messages (I was on the loo) but I won't get a reply for hours!!

 

[MJo]

 

[gillc]

This was my conversation with my veg phobic child